Afghanistan for 33 million

You Will Need:

• 3 cups desert (for texture)
  
• 4 tablespoons religion (for that classic and homey feel)
  
• 3 tablespoons revolution (to counterbalance the religion)
• 2 cups foreign intervention (for structure)
• 1 pinch Taliban (because it's just not Afghanistan without it)

Instructions:
Mash it all together, and mix well. No particular order or technique is required. Bake on 350 for 25-35 minutes, or until golden brown. Enjoy!